Why is it a mystery? This has been their go-to MO for a while now.
It’s a mystery why they try to maintain plausible deniability at this point.
Probably they just do it for the lolz at this point.
Also, some people are REALLY stupid, so maybe it still works for that type - e.g. I hear that Tucker Carlson is still asking questions trying to get to the bottom of it all!?
How could someone fall out of a window, then accidentally shoot themselves in the back of the head, then fall down a flight of stairs, then shoot themselves again!? Maybe if they…
It is a mystery, because if a detective starts a proper investigation, he or she will fall out of the window as well. And if you can’t investigate, it’s technically a mystery.
Dem russian windows are so fucking dangerous, so many important people keep falling from them. Why won’t daddy puttin save them?
It’s almost a joke at this point
I’d guess they use this method rather than something else like poisoning whenever they want to make very apparent what happened, as a warning
i dunno. polonium poisoning usually makes it pretty self explanitory.
Yeah but who has a month to just wait around when there are dissidents that need defenstrating?
This guy poisons
It’s quite the signature.
This happens more than usual in Russia. I wonder if Putin is concerned.
Yeah, he might need to use this justification to take over all of Europe, so that he can properly address window safety comprehensively.
You’ve seen that huge conference table, right?
It’s not that he’s trying to be intimidating… he just wants a head start on running,
You must be joking!
Gravity poisoning is a real problem there.
…Along with Window Quality Control issues. Bad combo.
He needs Windows Recall
Then he can remember what things were like before he fell out of a window!
Classic russia
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Defenestration is an at an all-time high in Russia!
Mystery…. Riiiight.
Judge probably actually tried to be a fair and impartial. In the words of Depeche Mode… WRONG.
“Mystery”
And that window’s name… Albert Eintwobulletsinthebackoftheheadstein.
“mystery”
Nobody can possibly explain it.
Alternative mysteries.