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“…doesn’t subscribe to a cult of personality” not the onion!!??!!
lol
I wish I had something more to say, but this is fucking hilarious in so many ways…
That was my only thought. Just LOL. My brain broke from reading that line.
Yeah I had too many hilarious thoughts all trying to squeeze out of my brain at once and it was a traffic jam.
Is Musk out of money? That’s hilarious. Did Trump just suffer a huge stinging loss in both money and PR? Yes. Are these hits coming faster than Trump can field them? Obviously! They haven’t even managed to deal with Kamala yet and now this.
Trump is off balance and against the ropes right now just as the Dems has a massive infusion of money and energy and this is the best I’ve felt in months. It won’t last. They’ll find their messaging and start punching back, and the excitement of Kamala stepping up will be hard to sustain until November. But right now we are on top, Trump is scared and angry, and it feels great.
It’s not even true. He still has a superPAC for trump, and he didn’t actually deny the figure. He just said the original story wasn’t accurate that he’s donating it to trump. But to the superPAC. So the story hasn’t changed. This is all spin. And they just printed it.
His entire life is built upon and fueled by cult of personality. It’s the reason he owns that shitty website.
Musk suddenly realized he’d rather have good time American dollars than wartime bonds from the new new Republic of Texas
Uh and what has changed for the muskrat to suddenly grow a smidge of conscious? That trump may loose and he won’t be reimbursed by the orange president?
Tesla profits are way down. He might simply be unable to afford it. Simplest explanations and all.
I don’t know if this is the actual reason, but it’s damn pleasant to think about.
Didn’t he just get like 50 some odd billion dollars handed to him like a week ago? 45 mil a month for 3-4 months is Pennie’s from that pile. But yeah he probably realizes the chances are low his investment will pay off now.
Like everything else in that world it’s really ducking complicated. He didn’t get a check for $53 billion. He got penetration of a huge chunk of Tesla. First, I don’t know of he gets it all at once, but second, even if he does it takes something like 6 months before he’s allowed to sell it or use it as collateral due to being leadership at Tesla. Also the value is falling, so by the time he gets to sell it, it’ll be worth less than today.
Also, I think this guy (or at least his companies) has monthly bills in the hundreds of millions between all his failing companies - boring company, starlink, Twitter. All of them are losing money. But what his personal finances look like I really can’t know.
Caveat: this is my understanding pieced together from a bunch of sources I consider reliable, and upon which I relied for my earlier comment. I’m not an encyclopedia and could be wrong about some things.
Maybe the Tesla board finally explained to him that Trump voters don’t buy their products.
Uh and what has changed for the muskrat to suddenly grow a smidge of conscious?
It’s best to really doubt what Musk says. Likely he’s still giving money but using weasel words to pretend he’s not because of the fallout.
Not Trump may lose. is going to lose.
This is going to be seen as the political equivalent of the 2017 patriots 28-3 come from behind win against the Falcons. Momentum has shifted, women now have an actual woman to vote for, and whoever the VP pick is, will seal the deal.
Border issue:
Republicans killed a bill that would have fixed it
Abortion and IDF:
Republicans are against both things which 80% of America are for.
Honest to goodness Nazi playbook in Project 2025:
Who the fuck would vote for that shit if the democrats actively show the public what’s in it?
Old as dirt candidate:
That’s the Orange Shit-Stain on the right.
As an Atlantan, ouch. Great analogy but ouch.
Sorry 'bout that, lol. I felt for you guys. As a Packer fan in the northeast, I was pulling for them.
NFC for life, son.
Except the Bears. They can fuck right off.
I agree, but…
Did you mean IDF or IVF?
IVF lol.
was watching the news at the time and the Gaza war was on.
damn, I am really not into that sport or anything, but that asswhippin that the falcons toted around after that was rough on anyone in the metro area.
There’s no smidge of conscience, this is merely self preservation after he became aware that he was drawing too much attention to it.
Trump? Reimburse?
Wait…… what?
Maybe the wrong word. I mean in the sense that Elon thought of getting something more out of his 45 mil a month to trump once the latter became again president.
Fuck You Piss Baby Bitch
lmao what a massive douche.
He doesn’t, he just wants everyone else to.
Fuckin called it.
They’re all nothing if not predictable.
He needs to fuck off and die.
The levels of irony here are off the fucking charts.
Can’t blame him; I churn my subscriptions too…
He literally sells subscriptions to his cult of personality
Narcissists, like vampires, are not natural allies
He is lying or realizing Tesla stock would tank under Trump
Was this just a troll? Like he’s just fucking with Trump like he fucks with everyone or was it the call for a investigation about him preventing some from followimg Harris on Twitter.
