• kusttra@lemmy.world
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    17 days ago

    I am but a humble traveling troubadour of Lower Noblesse. Or that is what I would have you believe. In truth, I am an information broker and spy for Steel Anne, the infamous forest bandit, and her band of Jolly Fellows from the Robbin Woods.

  • Etterra@lemmy.world
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    17 days ago

    That’s not fair. My wood elves are Reavers, my high elves are Nazis, and my drow are Morlocks.

  • PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee
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    18 days ago

    It’s a trap! This is just a fantasized map of Brazil! Run for your lives before OP drags us all to Rio!

    • deus@lemmy.world
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      18 days ago

      Then you better have some damn powerful magic otherwise your ice castle will soon become a puddle.

  • Aielman15@lemmy.world
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    18 days ago

    There’s a lot of great stuff here, but for some reason the thing that completely broke me is having “Desert Island”, a small isle with nothing but sand and a single palm tree, in the middle of lush, green islands.

    I’m sure that, if a river was drawn into this map, it would be a ten-headed abomination originating from nothing, going uphill through the mountains, and connecting one side of the ocean to the other.

    (Also “Nopon” being an almost 1:1 transposition of Japan, but “Retro Tokyo” is in the wrong place lmao)

    • Wugmeister@lemmy.dbzer0.comOPEnglish
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      18 days ago

      Don’t Japanese speakers call Japan something closer to Nippon? So it’s even closer than that.

      Also, as a LOTR weirdo, the thing that made me laugh was how the mountain range around Orienta is exactly the same as the mountains around Mordor right down to the location of the gates, just rotated slightly. And then right to the left there is Land of Evil-Doom, where the mountains SHOULD HAVE BEEN

    • Flushmaster@ttrpg.network
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      18 days ago

      The Desert Island is where all the shipwrecked sailors get washed up. This is the result of all ocean currents in the Tepid and Warm seas eventually converging there. If you miss the exit you go right past into the Giant Whirlpool of Hydrodynamic Implausibly.

  • AttackMuffin@lemmy.world
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    18 days ago

    As the son of a deceased blacksmith from Quainthamlet, a small settlement near Townsburg, I have taken my amateur hand-crafted sword and am on the way to Camenot to find my destiny; most likely reaching my limits many times and overcoming them (just) with the help of my trusty companions and the burning hope and power of friendship that lies within me.

    Or I’ll just die, because my sword is crap and I’m a noob.

  • a_little_red_rat [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.net
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    18 days ago

    I live in the Doom Mines. I mine doom.

    Honestly, it’s not good for much and the economy has been trash lately, the mine has been flooding and wheat doesn’t grow well here. I don’t really see it getting much better any time soon.

  • TacticsConsort@yiffit.net
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    18 days ago

    God this feels EXACTLY like Azeroth from World of Warcraft. But hey the dragons have some isles and eggs so I’m down for that, love me some dragons that are actually doing well in a setting