You can blame bird flu for high egg prices at the grocery store.

Which is exactly why there were high prices a couple years ago and why they’ve been slow to come down. I want to start seeing little gleeful Trump stickers pointing at the egg prices, going “I did that!”

can’t even buy eggs anymore because of woke

“Just one more piece of anti-trans legislation and we can finally get those egg prices back down! We promise!”

Wait! Biden isn’t even in office anymore. How could this happen?

Am I the only one who just puts the eggs in the cart and then pays for them?

Why is this the metric and not the price of coffee or hamburger? That shit is expensive.

Better vote in a bigger fascist to correct this.