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ISIS uses pickup trucks. Do you want to support ISIS?

Don’t forget that woke transit requires gasoline from FOREIGNERS to run, while patriot transit is powered by your US-grown ass.

Truck: Most likely built with WOKE, FOREIGN COMMUNIST parts

Bike: Can literally be built from reclaimed BASED, AMERICAN wood and steel

Truck: Makes you FAT, WOKE AND LIBERAL

Bike: Makes you FIT and STRONG

Truck: Fueled by COMMUNIST ARABS AND RUSSIANS

Bike: Fueled by a PATRIOTIC STEAK AND EGG BREAKFAST

“woke” as an insult

And that’s all you need to know about ableist, car-hating, libertarian assholes.