I know nothing should surprise me with these fucking people at this point, but my mouth still dropped open when I read that.
Phew. Good thing we didn’t vote for Kamala.
/s
I have been complaining about getting tricked by !theonion@midwest.social several times over. Oh would I love to be tricked right about now.
The sick Orange POS would take a gold Tokarev pistol from Stalin.
And put it on his desk in the Oval Office next to the Diet Coke button.
That is twisted
Terrorism twins
IF they had verified each individual target before detonating it could have been the single operation with the highest success rate for hitting actual militants and the lowest civillian casualties out of everything Israel has done lately, but instead they just detonated like a thousand pagers and pissed off Lebanon immediately after a US Diplomat came by to criticize them for escalating tensions in Lebanon.
Actually, it still might be. Pretty low bar.
I wonder if Trump’s Gold Apollo will blow up, too.
One day, decades from now, people will read about these men in the same way we read about Mussolini and Hitler. They’ll be reading with bated breath about the atrocities they committed and we’ll be asked by our grandchildren how was it possible to even happen. Hopefully they’ll live in a world where none of this would be possible and they won’t comprehend the evil and cruelty that we got to witness, they won’t be able to understand how so many millions cheered for these monsters. Come to think of it, I don’t understand why so many millions cheer for them today.
Nope, this turn in history will go beyond decades. We have entered the dystopian age where corporations will run or replace governments.
There’s no coming back for this one.
Corporations 1, people 0.
Another nail in the coffin:
Forget Chrome—Google Starts Tracking All Your Devices In 10 Days
If it’s anything like Reagan, there’s probably going to be some revisionism.
That’s fucking macabre… And since it’s from Israel, there’s probably a bug in the pager too…
There they go, best buds, genocide bibi and ethnic cleansing don.
C’mon man, there weren’t even enough green votes to pretend they mattered
So why give her a vote then?
Does it come preloaded with C4 or is Trump expected to add that herself?
One can hope
Imagine the outrage if a world leader gifted another leader a golden model airplane after 9/11.
Insanity.
Wait, this is real?
I was thinking the Onion is trying to be creative but damn reality is worse than fiction can be.
Apparently so. I’m at a loss for words for once.
All I want to do is just a string of expletives at full fucking shout for a few hours, this is beyond insanity. Am I just in a decade long coma and this is all paranoia running wild in my brain? It would make more sense than… this.
Irony is dead
It’s real
As a Canadian, It’s crazy how easy these two played the American left by starting a genocidal war and having musk and the oligarchs use all propaganda machines to turn it into the Democrats fault. And the left just ate it up despite how blatantly obvious it was. The left splintered and had a “no, YOU’RE the fake leftist!” Argument among each other while the right unified and laughed at you guys
if only there was a way for the democratic party to not be accused of sending weapons to a country actively committing war crimes . alas , it is the voters faulrv
I mean it seems more because Biden’s administration was hugely pro-Israel and consistently the destruction of Gaza and the death of Palestinians, and Harris started plainly her policy was the same. Harris ran on a campaign of telling parts of the left that they didn’t want their vote and courted mythical moderate Republicans.
And I voted for Harris, but this was by far a loss due to the Democrats abandonment of their base and what polling clearly showed people wanted change, irrational or not, just something different. Running on a same-as-Biden platform was a massive blunder.
It’s almost as if there should be 3-4 parties because not everyone in one party is going to agree about everything else that others in that party agree with if it’s supposed to represent 50+ percent of the population.
Great, I mean you guys keep saying this. I’ve been hearing it from Americans for decades. Maybe that’s the problem, you guys always have this defeatist attitude like “well if the system was better” well it isn’t, so work within it, or you personally get out there and work to change it. Otherwise there’s nothing you can really do but complain. You don’t get to just complain online about a lack of change, you actually have to go out there and help in some way physically
A belgian tennis player was recently complaining that his adversary was faking pain after he smash his face throwing himself on him and hitting him with his shoulder.
Maybe he was faking honestly, I saw the video and it’s not that convincing. But if you don’t wanna that kind of shit, don’t throw yourself on people. Tennis is not a contact sport.
And if you don’t want to be call genociders, don’t send bombs to a genocidal regime. It’s not that hard.
Ah yes they were forced to send those bombs.
The genapos will never cease to gaslight people will they?
The right is always unified. Blind loyalty to the team captain is their one positive attribute. Look to our own slimeball cons for similar - but properly muted because #canada - idiocy and worship.
I wouldn’t call it positive, but it is very successful.
If today (this and the Gaza plans) would have been in Idiocracy, Mike Judge would be in jail for sheer… everything.
How do people see this in their feeds and go “yep, that’s cool”? Because apparently, a lot of people are totally fine with this.
Back in the 1930s the BBC was instrumental in fighting fascism, but today’s news cycle only knows how to trivialize and normalize the downfall.
