hi i just moved today it sucks and you’ll probably do a lot of things last minute but YOU GOT THIS HOMIE

carpet doesn’t kill people, interior designers kill people

Oh my god, Karen, you can’t just ask people why they’re a bottom!

Marble Blast!!

It was one of the first PC games I played as a kid. Incredibly simple mechanics: you are a marble and you roll and try to reach the finish line (sometimes you need collectibles first). But the level design was top notch. Perfect blend of challenging and rewarding.

pure wonderful button-mashy fun with just a hint of strategy. I always look for it when I visit retro arcades

also Dr. Veronica is my waifu

I like the idea of a sandwich cookie but always find them disappointing. I want a gourmet version made by some hipsters

How Is This Mentally Ill Single Millenial Holding Down Two Jobs and Crunching Through Debt Payments? The Answer Will Shock Most Americans!

(the answer is I am a lucky bitch whose main employer fucks up just about everything except they provide premium health insurance I can afford to pay for and pay copays for, and this has been drastically improving my life)

that’s some high dynamic range eye assault a la late 00’s–early 10’s PC gaming, alright

I respect Bunsenlabs for lacking the chaotic instability that I loved to hate about Crunchbang in high school, and which I hate to wish I could love as a busy adult requiring a stable system…

CrunchBang was my jam in late high school. I couldn’t believe how much more lightweight it was compared to Lubuntu, which had been my main for years due to having a potato laptop

I’m currently in the medical field but “IT” is one of my nicknames 💀 every new place I work I try to hide it but I just impulsively fix shit and then end up being expected to fix shit

put it towards a train ticket to visit the fam :)

Unless you live in certain counties in the southern United States, where technically you need a prescription for a “marital aid.” Adult stores have to label everything as “novelty use only.” Really dumb.

Cocaine is also technically available as a prescription dental/oral/nasal anesthetic but I doubt there are any dentists and ENTs who want the headache and DEA spotlight on them when alternatives are available.

“vaccine Georg is an outlier and should not have been coubted”

No, that’s the art and science of raising plants. You’re thinking of hors d’oeuvres.

Jak and Daxter

Borderlands