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minus-squareMelvin_Ferd@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·13 days agoAnyone want to start a company. Work from home. We’ll split profits among ourselves. We can. Build blackjack lottery machines and webhookers
minus-squarewaffelhaus@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·13 days agoI will start developing the webhookers!
minus-squareFrank Ring@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·edit-213 days agoJust use AI. People can’t tell. They just wanna live an unreal fantasy and jerk off.
minus-squareBluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·13 days agoI’ll run quality control on the webhookers!
minus-squareJasonDJ@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·13 days agoI’ll start integrating the webhookers with Slack.
minus-squareLustyArgonianMana@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·13 days agoI’ll test the blackjack machines
Anyone want to start a company. Work from home. We’ll split profits among ourselves. We can. Build blackjack lottery machines and webhookers
I will start developing the webhookers!
Just use AI. People can’t tell.
They just wanna live an unreal fantasy and jerk off.
I’ll run quality control on the webhookers!
We’ll call it HookerGPT
SlutGPT
I’ll start integrating the webhookers with Slack.
I’ll test the blackjack machines