When I lived in DC this was my favorite thing to do at parties.
“Congressional Staffer? Is that like a temp agency?”
“Department of which state exactly?”
“Yeah ok buddy and I work at the irregular tetrahedron.”
People would get way too upset about it.
Many of them equate career to quality of person.
“I’ll bet you’re a VP too.”
For those in the know, that is a hard roast. Why don’t you just kick him in the fork next time?!
Oh, Goldman also does the weirdly inflated titles game like Morgan Stanley?
They call everyone a VP so idiot customers can brag about how some important guy gave them investment advice. It’s a scam to fool the gullible.
“Then he gave his business card. I looked at the subtle off- white coloring. The tasteful thickness of it. Oh my God, it even had a watermark. He then excused himself to return some video tapes.”
Just a common pleb. Couldn’t get a reservation at Dorsia’s to save his life.
Oh, cool! You make saxophones?
You mean the Jewish purse manufacturer in France?
Jewy Vuitton?