You bleed rainbows when cut.
Ok, but the frogs were becoming gay. Not saying Alex Jones is a decent person.
First the frogs. Then the togs. Then some blogs. Now these too?
They’re called chem-flames
Reading this made me instantly have the gay frogs song stuck in my head again
Frogs friggin frogs turn the fricking frogs GAY!
Swords clash with other swords. Swords were always gay.
But swords are also sheathed ! or… is that an allegory for closeted ?
I’m guessing you don’t have your foreskin?
I do ! there, there. Don’t listen to the man. Nobody’s taking you away from me
Ooof. I hope that’s a stain and not heat discoloration, otherwise that’s not a sword, but a sword-shaped wall decoration.
Hard to say, I’ve never seen a heat affected zone look like that. I also haven’t foraged a sword.
I didn’t know you can forage for swords.
It’s really easy actually, the difficult part is cooking them.
If you look in the right place, at the right season, there’s all kind of swords to be foraged. Delicious with garlic and parsley
Especially abundant near lakes in Britain
Just moistened binks lobbing scimitars everywhere out there.
How dare you make me remember the submarine scene in Episode 1
Yep, my buddy Art foraged such a nice sword. Everybody calls him a king now. He even made a council like in the LoTR.
Strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!
What if mine was given to me by a watery tart?
I didn’t know they added swords to CS2
I don’t want to offend anyone, but this sword is STRAIGHT
that’s why I only use sabres and katanas ;-)
What about Nodachi? Sephiroth used a Nodachi. If it’s good enough for Sephiroth, or Cloud, it’s good enough for me.
I seriously want Cloud’s Sword Bike from Advent Children.
My real goal is to be so not straight that the only sword suitable for me is a kopesh.
Katanas = queer swords
well, they’re not straight, and they go nicely with my fedora…
You slay, babe
Not when I’m done with it
A while back, someone suggested that only women should be allowed to own handguns, and that the guns should all be painted baby pink.
Praise gaben
Don’t want to bodyshame, but man, that is an ugly gun.
It’s the plastic lower, isn’t it?
slayyy ⚔️💑
Poking the same sex since 3300BC