Let’s add this random comment to show people that it’s funny because the post itself couldn’t just stand on its own right? Stop sharing shit like this.
Do you have any other cardses?
Has anyone had issues with cards not processing the first time? It seems to happen to me very often. I have been wondering if my card is broken or dieing.
I had a problem with cards getting demagnetised, for a long time. IDK if i just have different stuff in my wallet now or what, but it happened to me for years and then stopped happening, years ago.
Cashiers would always try rubbing it with a plastic bag, which frequently worked, which makes me think something something static electricity something magnets??
Are you trying without contact first and then inserting?
It always fails on reading the chip. Never had an issue with tap to pay, I prefer tap to pay but not all vendors support tap to pay.
5 minutes is a really long piss
Be sure to stay hydrated if your pissing takes that long
“Almost,” but I like your take better. Just cackle-pissing like a loose hose in water for 5 minutes.
Does that mean they only pissed themselves for the lesser part of 5 minutes?
Well, the best part of 5 minutes is that first 30 seconds; the rest is kinda boring. So maybe they pissed themselves for 30 seconds.
