There was a chance he might be in a room with black people. You think he was gonna risk showing up?

“It got me” as in “I was surprised and laughed really hard”

Well, the best part of 5 minutes is that first 30 seconds; the rest is kinda boring. So maybe they pissed themselves for 30 seconds.

I had a problem with cards getting demagnetised, for a long time. IDK if i just have different stuff in my wallet now or what, but it happened to me for years and then stopped happening, years ago.

Cashiers would always try rubbing it with a plastic bag, which frequently worked, which makes me think something something static electricity something magnets??

She should be pissed in any scenario. You propose to your partner, you post a photo, and then you put ANYTHING other than I LOVE MY FIANCEE in your post? That sucks, dude.

Intent matters in criminal law and would be considered in future cases of this type. If someone is being arrested for violating the law, and the intent of the arrest is to prosecute legitimate criminal behavior, you’re good. If it can be shown that the intent was political retaliation, you’re in the shit.

I mean, no shit. Didn’t she win her first election with 89% of the vote or something

Are these things literally Little Tykes Cozy Coupes like wtf

If you’re going to report on a Supreme Court’s failure to consider a case, I’m begging you, tell us in the headline what the appellate decision was. Don’t make us dig 10 paragraphs down to find out whether the case was decided for or against.

(Since I don’t want to do the exact same thing: The appellate decision held that the commission could continue to be elected by a statewide, rather than a region-by-region vote. This is equivalent to letting voters in Texas have a say in who California’s senators should be.)

So they overturned the students’ vote and probably pissed off every high school student, undermined everyone’s trust, so they could veto… Bulldogs? What was so bad about Bulldogs?

Brave of you to say this

Examples:

• Black Knight (2001)
• arguably, A Knight’s Tale (2001) if you consider it sufficiently funny (big year for anachronistic knights)
• All of the Ice Age films I guess
• Year One (2009)

there’s actually tons of these.

I respect the inclusion of Haiti here.

Crazy when politicians listen to voters and support the things they want. Don’t they know what their jobs are supposed to be?

Nobody actually cares about whatever weird fuckin she did in the theater. We focus on it because it’s hypocritical.

You could go more petty than this, but this is plenty

This change is likened to expanding a CPU from a one-lane road to a multi-lane highway

This analogy just pegged the bullshit meter so hard I almost died of eyeroll.

Damn it’s gonna take me a while to make a whole cup but I’ll get started

What if they do this

Thanks, I really needed it this time.

Apparently this isn’t how I do network configuration.