The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Lord of the memes@midwest.socialEnglish · 4 days agoTough luck, kid.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square16fedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down10
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minus-squareBlackout@kbin.runlinkfedilinkarrow-up0·4 days agoyou know whats better than 2 swords… Hey Gimli! Let me see your ax.
minus-squaresundray@lemmus.orglinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 days agoWait, I thought lances beat swords, and swords beat axes?
minus-squareMajorHavoc@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 days agoSure, but you know what beats all three: two swords and an axe.
minus-squareAwkwardLookMonkeyPuppet@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 days agoGuess what beats that? A Balrog.
minus-squareMajorHavoc@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 days agoOoh. Good reference! Nice!
minus-squareRose Thorne@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·3 days agoMaybe it’s a Swordbreaker axe, turn the triangle on its head. Mans been holding onto it since back in the Prologue, probably has some Durability left.
you know whats better than 2 swords… Hey Gimli! Let me see your ax.
And my axe! Wait 🤔
Wait, I thought lances beat swords, and swords beat axes?
Sure, but you know what beats all three: two swords and an axe.
Guess what beats that? A Balrog.
Ooh. Good reference! Nice!
Maybe it’s a Swordbreaker axe, turn the triangle on its head.
Mans been holding onto it since back in the Prologue, probably has some Durability left.