• wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world
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    29 days ago

    Now I’m not telling anyone to do anything… but nobody has ever had a baby by pounding your best bro in the ass while you stroke him off. Same with your gal pals. Make it a competitive event! Learn new things and create memories you can cherish for a lifetime as you scream louder and louder with every shaking orgasm, in sync with the boys.

    Just something to think about the next time you get frisky.

    (tomorrow’s headline: “popularity of gay sex spikes 9700% overnight thanks to republicans”)