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  • Coreidan@lemmy.worldEnglish
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    2 months ago

    “Hey babe. I made a mistake. I want to get back together.”

    “Sure no problem! Me too! I just need to plow through this list of dudes I’m gonna fuck first.”

    Seems like an awfully shitty thing to do to someone that’s genuinely interested in you.

    • EatATaco@lemm.eeEnglish
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      2 months ago

      You cheat on someone: you’re a worthless piece of shit.

      You don’t get back together with someone because you want to have sex with other people first: you’re sad and creepy.

      One can never win when it comes to sex in a puritanical society, unless they very faithfully only have sex with one person.

    • AlDente@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
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      2 months ago

      Sounds kinda hot to me. To spice things up, I’d want to hear all about it when we get back together.

      E: Kink shamers, the lot of you! I’d rather be with an experienced lady over someone who’s only been with me.