Me, at my second rodeo: “Jesus, man it’s only my second time and they’re all acting like I should be an expert!”
second rodeo:
“this ain’t my first rodeo.”
third rodeo:
“i’m really getting the hang of this now”
Well, it’s bulls and blood
It’s dust and mud
It’s the roar of a Sunday crowd
It’s the white in his knuckles
The gold in the buckle
He’ll win the next go 'round
It’s boots and chaps
It’s cowboy hats
It’s spurs and latigo
It’s the ropes and the reins
And the joy and the pain
And they call the thing rodeo
Me at my first rodeo:
Roping cows is OK, but it would be a lot cooler to wrestle them.The people who brought me to the rodeo:
That’s the next event.“It’d also be pretty great to have some kids get dragged around by a sheep”
“You’re not gonna believe this, but…”
I just wanted to let you two know that your comments made me laugh, thank you both.
“Can you imagine if we really got crazy by having guys try to stay on a bucking bronco with just one hand?”
“Guess what!”
That was wild, but let’s see him try that with pissed off, 2500 pound bull.