MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months agoMy girlfriend left me because of my pasta fetishmessage-squaremessage-square10fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up11arrow-down1message-squareMy girlfriend left me because of my pasta fetishMacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 months agomessage-square10fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareTolookah@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·7 months agoI understand you completely, mine left me because of a bread fetish. I feel your pain.
minus-squareivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·7 months agoYou gotta butter her up when she gets heated, just like a nice loaf.
minus-squarejustcallmelarry@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·7 months agoI WANNA KNOW WHAT LOAF IS!
minus-squareTolookah@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·7 months agoLoaf is the gentle croissant of the wind, the stolen glances at their buns, the knowledge that even on their sourdough days, you desire them, and when you are feeling flatbread, their being there can give rise to Golden crusts
I understand you completely, mine left me because of a bread fetish.
I feel your pain.
You gotta butter her up when she gets heated, just like a nice loaf.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT LOAF IS!
I WANT YOU TO TOAST ME
Loaf is the gentle croissant of the wind, the stolen glances at their buns, the knowledge that even on their sourdough days, you desire them, and when you are feeling flatbread, their being there can give rise to Golden crusts