• AgentOrangesicle@lemmy.world
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    1 month ago

    Who doesn’t want to leave a sparkly, effervescent corpse after dying of asphyxiation and painful organ failure due to excessive carbonic acid buildup?

    I’ll have the brain bullet, thanks.

    • hOrni@lemmy.world
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      1 month ago

      Hell. O would take a bullet to the head right now if guns were legal in my country.