Going literally shitty on this one. This will probably also be a decent survey of lemmy’s demographics; every man I’ve shared this with reacts in abject terror while all the women who didn’t know you can do this look like a divine revelation had struck them. 🤣
Don’t worry. Unless your penis is prehensile, I doubt you’ll get the proper angle and pressure to accomplish this assist.
That said, a good bidet is far more effective. 💩
Enamizer 3000