When you finish tinkling, just give the bit between the plums and the starfish a little poke to get the last few drops out.
You’re welcome.
Taint?
The gooch
Listen… If you don’t hear back from me, thanks for the life changing advice.
Seriously… However awkward it is to talk about, it worked so well I told my coworkers lol
Whats the starfish
You need to bring a starfish from the beach when you go
I keep hearing this but can’t seem to get it to work :(
I mean… Maybe wipe as well? I just use like a square or two of TP and haven’t really had any dripping issues since I started doing that.
A dick being a dick
gotta squeeze the grundle
Look up urethral milking. It helps.
Yall don’t do the dick flex thing to get the last stream out?
Welcome to your 40s
Hey, I’m not even 37.
Our generation has aged a hell of a lot quicker than others, I blame MTV.
You gotta switch back to retention mode and relax before storage. There’s a little bit of lag when the valve ages.
Truth!!! Lord help yah if you wear cargo shorts and the wrong pair of boxers.
“Yeah, the faucet sprayed everywhere.”
My cat’s name is Sphincter.
Just walk on the spot while shaking your fella, works for me, tricks the little prick into thinking I’ve walked off.
It’s most likely to happen when I’m wearing pants that are light enough to really show through. If my pants are dark and will hide it, my dick probably works twice as well that day.
You at your desk, staring at your dick: “cmon… WORK! You fuckin worked yesterday…”
Your boss who is standing behind you: “wtf”
You spelled butt and poo wrong.
Thats why I always helicopter at the urinal.
Oh fuck. This is lemmy watch out.
Someone is going to say this is a sign you need to turn into a woman. You’ll be called an egg in no time.
He had slayed me, mutha! [Deathdrops.