WHO BUYS 3 SEPARATE BANANAS
Here’s a trick: bring a small knife to the supermarket. Separate the bananas you want to buy and nip out the tips where they were joined. This will remove 3 grams of banana that you would have paid for. Every self made billionaire knows this trick.
One banana for eating.
One banana for smoothie.
One banana for 👀
The what? The what?
The eye that doesn’t see the sun
One for scale?
For decoration
Honestly I need to start doing that. Most of the time when I buy a whole bunch of like 5 or 6 bananas, the last two end up brown and gross before I can eat them.
If that pisses you off, you should come to the store I work at. I shit you not, they sell INDIVIDUALLY PLASTIC-WRAPPED potatoes.
Wasteful dicks.
Is there any benefit of doing that?
I don’t know but it pisses me off.
You can throw directly in microwave
You can do that with bagged potatoes too. It’s called OPEN THE BAG, GRAB A POTATO, AND PUT IT ON A PLATE IN THE MICROWAVE. Lol.
(Obviously wash it first.)
Look at Mr Big shot over here guys, buying bags of taters. Cash money bidness
Lol, that’s Ms Big Shot to you, friend. xP
(Also, for the record, in case you were serious, most potatoes tend to be sold in sacks or netted bags, so it’s the individually wrapped potatoes that are the odd ones out…)
I pick each potato like no one is watching and it may be my last then gently place it in a little thin non recyclable bag where it travels to a small dark cardboard box known as the house of the rising tater
Generally it’s best to take the plastic off but I won’t tell you how to live.
I’ve seen others do it but I prefer to rub my tater down slowly with some olive oil and dress her up in the finest erbs then finish with Saran dress
I’ll admit, that took me a minute
this meme is ripe for dogwhistle material, enjoy it while it lasts
Must be them bananas… They are awfully expensive nowadays
Typical big box shopper. My local farmers market only carries Nintendo Switches. Can easily keep your grocery bill under $400.
The real outrage is not buying any games
They probably got the digital only consoles
The PS5 box is the original disc drive model. It’d be black if it were the digital drive-less model
I man, do you really need sunflower seeds AND spinach?
Yes. Put some seeds in a spinach salad and thank me later.
Ditch the X, get the P
ditch the P, get the D
Who knew an Xbox and Sony product was classified as groceries.
By jove! I think you’ve stumbled across the punchline! Well done, my good fellow. Well done!
I love this response.
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO FEED MY CHILDREN THEN?
Must live in Guam.
LPT: instead of throwing your playstation away after each game, try turning it off and on again to choose a new game.
Ew. What are you, poor?
Then the Playstation gets dusty and soggy. Better to replace it after each use.
You can put it in the fridge and It will be okay to play on for a couple more days.
Is it safe to dry it out in the microwave?
It’s absolutely safe to put your PS5 in the microwave.
Don’t hide this in the comments. Bring it to the lifehack community
…i just want to point out that you havent needed to power off a videogame console to change games since the original playstation in 1997 (or whenever that was, my memory of the Before Times is hazy)
Even better! More reason not to throw it away in this environmentally conscious age.
- Food: $200
- Data: $150
- Rent: $800
- Games, comics, anime, and Funko Pops: $9,210
- Utilities: $150
Someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this, my family is dying.
That’s way too much on food. I recommend dumpster diving to cut that down.
I’d say cut on rents, go homeless, get a tent. Best way to save money… also, you can spend that more on animes figurines ;)
You’ve been had. For that price the jif should either have transparency or be animated.
The font on the teabag box is the font I would expect to see if a multiplayer game added a “you’ve just been teabagged!” notification feature
80 tea bags?? I can justify 40, but 80???
I have 9 cups per day, so 80 is too few for me in fact
