Coffee, toast, chocolate chip pancake.
And the change I’ll to any person who wants to buy more things for them.
15 coffees
Yup
Blueberry, bacon, hash browns, english muffin and substitute root beer for the beverage.
No mash?
On a breakfast you lunatic?!
Surely, you will not regret drinking 15 glasses of orange juice.
Hash browns, hash browns, hash browns, home fries, home fries,
Damn, there’s no goat hair here. Guess I’m out
I know, it’s all carb focused. No protein
I require French toast though
I read Oil instead of OJ and just thought man that’s some American breakfast option
Why does bean water and fruit water cost the same as cow water?
Because of dairy subsidies.
That doesn’t explain the bean water and the fruit water costing the same.
Coffee beans are seeds from a fruit.
3 bacon plates
1 coffee
Done
Not a single vegetable was harmed
Do you know what a potato is? Are you one?
Potato is a tuber.
Vegetable is a culinary classification, not a botanical one.
I don’t know what a potato is. Never heard of it.
Vegetables are clearly a fruit
Edit: I meant to say potatoes are a fruit, to be an ass. But this is somehow just as funny.
Brilliant.
15 glasses of orange juice. Then I’ll wonder where the dark bread is.
