Fox news tonight: WHY IS THE BIDEN ADMINISTRATION NOT DOING MORE TO COMBAT HURRICANES BRINGING DRUGS INTO THE COUNTRY?
Good lord I wish I was on a Florida beach right now
Amazing! $900,000 worth of cocaine on the beach!?
Wow! $800,000 worth of cocaine is crazy!
Wow, I wonder if some upstanding citizen will report this $700,000 pile of cocaine to the proper authorities?
How is giving that amount of cocaine to the regime being “a good Samaritan”? Double standards!
thats a lot of blow.
Florida man is about to get a boost of energy.
This’ll get shortened to “Debbie blows $1mil cocaine on Florida Beach, US Border Patrol” in short order I’m sure….
And then she’ll do Dallas.
Sharknado 4: Cocaine Sharknado, coming soon!
To correctly number them…
Sharknado 9: It’s Cocaine Time!
(An IMDB search for the titular name shows eight TV Movies/Specials.)
This explains the whole Florida man thing honestly
Must be something in the air
Come to Florida with snow white beaches. It’ll make your toes tingle.
Brb heading to Florida for… A thing
Florida man snorts entire beach
Got a key bump.
I’ll let myself out.
For $1M I hope it’s a couple of keys and not just a bump.
Florida Man VS Cocaine Gator. Who will win this epic showdown?
