When you’re big into Demons because you just think they’re cool and like the aesthetic and people assume its a sex thing.

When you work with a colleague who just because you’re single think you will steal their man.

When you’re at work worried someone might assume that being nice might mean you’re flirting.

When you say you’re going to go do something fun on the weekend and they all assume it means doing the deed when actually I mean going to that nice pizza place and grabbing myself some garlic bread, and spending my afternoon at the arcade.

When you have to fill in the “I’m not a robot captcha” and take a moment to double check.