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Congratulations you have voluntary control of your tensor tympani muscle.
Should be a filter on tinder
I can blow air out of my tear duct. Really useful for clearing it out.
Wait … when or why would you need to clear it out?
You know how you can end up with crusties in your eyes in the morning? Well that gunk comes partly from your tear ducts and drys there. So sometimes when I blow them out I get some light white mucus as well as tears. When it’s really full it will make tiny bubbles. Lol and it whistles a little so people in the same room can hear it.
Also as a party gag. Lol
You know that feeling you get when you listen to really awesome music and your hair stands on end and your skin has like an electric tingle all the way up and down? I can do that feeling at will. It’s called ‘voluntary frisson’, normally an autonomic response. Makes music a real.trip.
I can whistle from my throat, I figured out how to do it from yawning and just kept practicing, the wife hates it because it hurts her ears but every time I yawn I have a habit of trying
I can wiggle my ears. I used to use it to entertain children, but today’s children are jaded and cynical.
I can twitch my eyeballs left and right really fast, and not just a little bit - but most of the way.
Completely grosses people out when I do it.
Edit: I can even do circles, but not as fast as left and right.
Ey wobbly eye gang here
Sometimes when I open my mouth really wide, I somehow spray a little stream of saliva, like from a squirt gun. It makes me feel like the dilophosaurus in Jurassic Park, but so far I haven’t been able to do it on purpose.
The gleek. Someone else mentioned it on here. I’ve known a few people who can do it on command.
