A new federal probe revolves around the discovery that documentation certifying the authenticity of the metal in some Boeing planes was falsified.
  • I'm back on my BS 🤪@lemmy.autism.placeEnglish
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    18 days ago

    Too simple. You are hereby banned from government work.

    Reason(s) per Standard Operating Procedure 420.69(f):

    • Not enough forms
    • Not enough signatures
    • Did not acquire approval from the ethics board, Privacy Office, Information Technology Office, Custodial Services, & Chief of Inefficiency
    • Absolute lack of meetings and round tables
    • No use of allocated funds
    • Does not give cause for more bureaucracy
    • No organizational chart
    • Not self-aggrandizing

    You may file an appeal with the Appeals Board by completing form SF-80085-rev accessible at appeals.state.gov/brokenlink.lol

    • AA5B@lemmy.world
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      18 days ago

      We all make fun of it, but for critical applications like aviation, this is why there is a paper trail for everything. Someone certified that as being titanium, and it probably only took minutes to find out whom.

      So the only question is what consequences that supplier faces