Half of that is just ADHD

Legit thought this was just a personal collection to choose from. Gotta mix n’ match throughout the day, ya know. Perhaps start with a little masturbation, then 10 straight hours video games, followed by some flirtatious bdsm for dinner, finished off (gigiddy) with a bit more masturbation when you realize this is all a fantasy and your actually just sad and all alone . . .

P.S. Autocorrect really hates the word masturbation, lol, fuckin prude