Yeah, eight fucking bears, how about that huh?
2 Kings 2:23-25
holY shit
Not very intimidating, as long as they keep on fucking.
depends on who theyre fucking
“Inside you are eight bears.”
They’re all fucking.
Probably some random women lost in the woods.
Should be a 16/16
No, it should be a spell that creates 8 2/2 bear tokens.
2 Kings 2:23-25
Origin of malding
Elisha casts Bears. It’s super effective!
Another nice card for my collection
Woah an 8/8 for 2 mana!! Wizards needs to ban this before it breaks the format.
Don’t make this another Tarmogoyf thread
Literally format-warping. Compare this to a balanced card like Uro
The flavor text teally sells this meme.
And 7 bears fucking
two trucks
i just watched Annihilation, that fucking bear 💀
This movie has some good moments
was one of those, cousin was watching movie so i walked into movie blind about what to expect and the movie was wtf
As a Druid, I can’t even complain
Why does it only cost 2 mana.
Fine, we’ll make it three, but only if you promise not to play blue.
I love this kind of humour, where can I get more??
And the bizarre bible quote, oh my fucking god
Still better than the guy