Wait… So if we just get rid of Earth’s magnetic field, solar winds will solve global warming?

Crisis averted!

What a creative solution to a problem! Just like a silly goose!

There was a period of a few years where I did not have insurance. I’m a pretty healthy person, so I figured the risk was acceptable. The few times I did need to go to the doctor, when I told them I did not have insurance and would be paying out of pocket, they adjusted the prices for me automatically.

I thought it was ridiculous, even then, but I wasn’t going to complain about getting a reasonable price, obviously.

Sorry, the best I can do…

Not the person you responded to, but I had mine set up. I had the software installed, I (thought) I even had the bed leveled, but every print either failed to stick to the plate, or eventually stuck to the nozzle. I ended up with a lot of spaghetti. I got frustrated and decided to take a break. I’d come back to it fesh, and see what I could do.

… That was three years ago.

I have no idea what’s going on in the scene, since I’ve never seen it, but it looks like the original is a purple bottle of some elixir.

Are the Olympics ready for another Fosbury Flop?

Elisha casts Bears. It’s super effective!

This is an outrage!

Rockin’ where the fish don’t stink!

Like a Safety coffin for Sarah O’Bannon.

And my credit card is going to love the per-transaction fees!

Is this what happens when you have a no friend?

3:33AM

It’s ok; it’s only a half-evil entity. Now, if it happened at 6:66AM, that’s when you’ve really gotta worry!

I had a friend in high school. We were at a gas station, and he went in to get some additive to put in his tank. On the way back to his car he unscrewed the cap, and took a big swig. The bottle still had the foil cap, so he wasn’t actually drinking anything; he just did it for the reaction. The thing was, he didn’t actually check if anyone was watching.

Sometimes people are just weird…