Flying Squid@lemmy.world to Atheism@lemmy.worldEnglish · 13 days agoTotally not a death cult.lemmy.worldimagemessage-square44fedilinkarrow-up11arrow-down10
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minus-squarekent_eh@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·13 days ago Wasn’t Jesus supposed to be like, a pacifist? Sometimes he was. (Matthew 5:9) Other times he was “if you don’t have a sword, sell your clothes to buy a sword” (Luke 22:36-38) . That’s the “great” thing about the Bible, its got enough cobtradictions that you can make it support pretty much anything you want it to.
minus-squareHonkyTonkWoman@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up0·12 days agoYep. That’s how I convinced a doctor to graft a leg into the middle of my back, so I can use it like a kickstand when I get tired. Doc said no at first. When I told him Jesus said on page 148, he got me the best leg they had on hand! Gotta trust in Jesus kids, you just gotta!
Sometimes he was. (Matthew 5:9)
Other times he was “if you don’t have a sword, sell your clothes to buy a sword” (Luke 22:36-38)
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That’s the “great” thing about the Bible, its got enough cobtradictions that you can make it support pretty much anything you want it to.
Yep. That’s how I convinced a doctor to graft a leg into the middle of my back, so I can use it like a kickstand when I get tired.
Doc said no at first. When I told him Jesus said on page 148, he got me the best leg they had on hand!
Gotta trust in Jesus kids, you just gotta!