• suction@lemmy.world
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    16 days ago

    Touchscreen? That’s old, we can’t use that in our marketing, even BK has those. We need something new, fuckin do I care if it works???

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        16 days ago

        Those would stop working because local scoundrels would stick their chewing gums in them

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            16 days ago

            Those could work if it wasn’t for the local perverts blocking them 24/7 because twiddling them feels a bit like twiddling a robot’s nipples

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              16 days ago

              Never seen that. One can make them less like nipples and more like a depressable square area on a wall.