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minus-squareTechnus@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoIf a cute goblin woman wanted to claim me as her husband, I probably wouldn’t say no.
minus-squareSwordgeek@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months ago If a cute goblin woman wanted to claim me as her husband, I probably wouldn’t say no. FTFY
minus-squareZozano@aussie.zonelinkfedilinkarrow-up0·2 months agoI mean, cute in a 2D depiction, with a lot of detail missing, but think of the reality of the situation. Probably smells like shit, literally. Bathes as frequently as she hunts fish. Probably has no idea what a toothbrush is, chunks of meat stuck between teeth until the enzymes in her saliva break it down over weeks. Anatomically incompatible, probably.
minus-squareTechnus@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up0·edit-22 months agoBro, the genre’s called fantasy for a reason. Why you gotta ruin my dream of finding someone who loves me for myself? Unrealistic though it might be…
If a cute goblin woman wanted to claim me as her husband, I probably wouldn’t say no.
FTFY
I mean, cute in a 2D depiction, with a lot of detail missing, but think of the reality of the situation.
Probably smells like shit, literally. Bathes as frequently as she hunts fish.
Probably has no idea what a toothbrush is, chunks of meat stuck between teeth until the enzymes in her saliva break it down over weeks.
Anatomically incompatible, probably.
Bro, the genre’s called fantasy for a reason.
Why you gotta ruin my dream of finding someone who loves me for myself? Unrealistic though it might be…