america is so fucking based man

in any proper country that company at least gets forced to pay by the government then ordered to shut down forever due to wanton cruelty. all the employees get generous severance except whoever made that call. depending upon your view of carceral punishment there are a few ways to go with that guy.

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    I am fairly confident it must be made from unicorn blood and the glandular excretions from the lochness monster.

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      Growing specific viruses which predictably change human DNA and don’t turn you into a zombie or something, that’s far more complicated than unicorn blood.