That’s Norbert Albert Yankovic, more commonly known as “Norm Al” Yankovic.
Went looking for some quotes and
"Look. This has been… fun.” Lie. This had been nerve-racking and I needed to go masturbate. “But I have to go. I’ve got stuff to do before I head out again.” Masturbate. “Wizard stuff. Like… secret wizard stuff.” Masturbate.
Someone’s planning a socialist takeover and they didn’t invite me? 😢️
–Karl Marx