THE Pheobe and Godog!?!? The ones that flipped doggy heaven on its head as soon as they got there with their adrenaline and thrill seeking feats of bravery!?!? They jumped 38 dog houses on a dog bone shaped rocket wagon! They hold the record for lifting the biggest stick AND they found THE coolest rock at the bottom of Lake Doge. Trampoline, Trapeze, High Dive, AND Giant cannon shows. On top of being friends to every orphan they still have time to hold the Tag Team tug of war championship collars. You are the human to Legends!

And let them hit us with “the first colony in space was chrash’an”? No thanks.

Thailand walkin down the road be like

::squints::

“Yo! Is that same-sex marriage!?.. It is!!!”