Our nearest Pizza Hut delivers via Doordash whether you order direct or through DD, but if you order direct its 30% cheaper. I’m not sure who’s eating the markup.

CBS laugh tracks are like nails on a blackboard to me now.

28 is a perfect number of years to shut down after.

I’ll see myself out.

I recognized the name AU10TIX, because I half-joked on Lemmy about a potential mass doxxing of Xitter’s most vile users back in September when they announced the partnership. I assumed they’d be a target for ransomware hackers, not that they’d just leave their admin creds out in the open.

The most recent delays were due to scheduling not hardware issues, as the article admits despite its headline.

I recognize everything but the first panel.

Same. Popping open an incision is somehow a relief compared to what I was picturing.

Lolcats. I even dabbled in lolcode for no good reason.

I took an Oxygen Not Included (pre Spaced Out) colony to 5000 cycles with almost no time warp. It was still going strong too, I just wanted to switch to the new (at the time) DLC.

Usenet’s is having a minor resurgence, we could be trendsetters.

The way the news has been going I wouldn’t be surprised if plastic is a candidate. After a little less than a century of rapid development in petrol-plastics we’re starting to figure out the long term effects. But the next 1000 generations may be dealing with the fallout.

If memory serves, 2010 ignited Jupiter by crashing Saturn into it. But you’d actually need about 250 Saturns (or 85 Jupiters) worth of hydrogen to get the job done. A lot of the moons would be within that new super gas giant’s roche limit even before fusion began.

That’s the best one. Hopefully those otters are working their way north.

There’s something worse, but only the UK was fully steeped in its horror.

I opened that in a private window so my google account wouldn’t get sullied by its eldritch horror.

This one isn’t true of course, but it still feels like it fits

Taking down a caiman is no small feat, but when I read it as “caveman” I was more impressed. For a number of reasons.

Hey now! They’re also the world’s foremost bloatware packager. No one will ever take that away from them.

I haven’t noticed this. I’ll keep my eyes peeled though. We’re both on tchncs so if it’s a replication thing we should both see it.

I use Alexandrite as my frontend if it turns out that it matters.

I came home one weekend while in college and my mom’s car was gone, but there was an unfamilure minivan. When I got inside, did the normal pleasantries, and I asked about the minivan, my mom dropped:

Oh, I hit some black ice on the way to work last and spun and got t-boned. I woke up to the paramedics shaking me from behind. They had to some in through the hatchback because the car was laying on the driver’s door. Anyway, we’re waiting for insurance before we start looking for another car and they gave me a rental in the mean time.

I had talked to her on the phone in between the accident and my visit and she hadn’t mentioned it. She broke 2 ribs and had a hairline fractured of her foot - the other driver had a mild concussion. So all-in-all it could have been infinitely worse, but still.