Blackout

You used to be able to light the rivers on fire too but Nixon helped ruin that.

Microsoft is in talks to buy Tik Tok and thereby make is so uncool it fails, so windows isn’t all bad.

That’s the Microsoft difference!™

Back then everyone was drinking promethazine like it was water. Children at school, high on the lean, making thanksgiving turkeys with hand prints. No one ever coughed tho.

I bet one of them is the weather app. Damn you relative humidity!

☝️ Found one

Where I’m from we spell it disj but that’s because the c and k keys were broken 😞

I prefer mine skinny and

Proof it was not love but lust for buns

"Some of you should be ashamed of yourselves,” he told reporters. “Thank you very much everybody.”

Jesus Christ who ends a speech that way, let alone a presidential nominee. The press deserves all the shit they get for giving him the attention he craves.

I’m just saying “dum dum dum dum dum dum dummmmm”

Just don’t get addicted to oxygen or it’s all over.

It’s still the south just without the foghorn leghorn accent.

Damn, missed the day they were handing them out again. Think you have enough friends, just move to the Midwest where everyone will be pleasant but no one will have the time to do anything.

The whole one size fits all approach to projects is such a waste of time. You spend just as much maintaining it as you do actual work. Hive and those apps can kiss my derriere.

People are still moving there. They got the jobs and that’s all that matters.

Well it sure beats getting your taxes raised just to give the rich another cut. This can actually help me out as I’m working to start a small shop here in Detroit. $50k is the cost of a good used CNC lathe.

Completely out of context! This clip was of him bullying and mocking a disabled person. It wasn’t of him thinking of a looney tune episode.

I could have done it in 2 words and I’m no great writer.