Gonna steal pirate that
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Gonna steal pirate that
🤫 you forgot to type two zero when you listed the original price. And surely you wouldn’t want to part with it, at least not for the amount any person would offer. Only corporates might have the amount you would accept, but surely none might be interested in that domain…
Airport security when you forgot to take off your belt:
It tried so hard and grew so far, but in the end it didn’t find the right matter.
Did you open one up yet? That might give you a clue 🤔
E.g. I don’t know exactly how wide the gaps are, but here it looks like small insects could get in. Maybe you have another problem than smoke 🫣
No, but I was so close 🤏🏻 to get a hearse
One day…
Try “homework”
Woosh
Kids, dogs, or orgy participants
Aaah those times… Were you an over/under, or a side-by-side player?
Necromancer: Hold my beer
Wait, let me help you flip it right way again.
X86 ノ( º _ ºノ)
How very nice and thoughtful of them 💛
And they say Ratatouille is fiction…
What does ETA stand for in this context?
More than 17k downvotes* vs. not even 1000 upvotes 🤘
USA is the edgy teen after moving out of the parents house (Europe) and finally doing stuff their own way. Not because it is practical, but because they feel rebellious.
Maybe it’s wisdom.
Every species that might have grown advanced enough, would have gotten over the point of fighting themselves. So they would be wise enough to have something like the Prime Directive in Star Trek (not interfering with less advanced species’ until they reach a certain milestone).