I don’t even need to be drunk to do that

And kill that innocent face?? Nah I would rather die of dehydration.

Guys, don’t fall for it… Light traveling at light speed makes enough charge to create black holes… Now I need to get new batteries for my flashlight 😒

1.have wank
2.go on Lemmy
3.see omnipotent cat god disapprove of you
4.???
5.burn in cat hell

This is on boost

You meanie!!! Why would you say that 😿

Guys what does the next sentence say, I didn’t read it.

Dogliner

Weakling

Now I am going to dream about this shit tonight…

You should have asked for a video of the fight

(Doesn’t doubt it for second)

Whoa whoa %1 protein? And babies develop using that? Nah man something’s wrong with that.

That pain in your hands after that fucker gets away 😡

If you told me this was true I wouldn’t doubt it for a second

Good lord what happened to it?

You got any more of those sandwiches 👀

Women are (I don’t have autocorrect)

This comment is a cruise missile

Meme format ≠ meme.