They appear to be mistaking the shorthand for the Supreme Court ruling to be the name of a law. In fairness, bills do often have overly patriotic names that hide their paradoxical purposes.

Please everyone, remain calm, but does anyone on board speak Esperanto?

Already tired of this shtick after looking like that guy who was on Jeopardy for awhile maybe.

His whole butt, even. With both Ts.

Apparently he would do all three of becoming a cybernetic dictator ruler of the illuminati, while also plunging humanity into a dark age without technology, but also connect them all to one consciousness.

Keep Awesomely Making America Laugh Again?

Oh, just one more pardon. Treat yourself!

Eating contests fit alongside beauty pageants as some weird archaic thing that we could just not do anymore and nothing of value would be lost.

A rare case where the initial comment’s sentiment and the rebuttal are both completely valid.