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Cake day: December 12th, 2024

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  • Hmm, just spitballing here, but what could you point to on an elephant that’s unique (and/or in the public thoughts of elephants)? Memory, size, trunks, large ears, grey skin, tusks, fear of mice, (name of them?) pachyderm?

    For memory - Because they’re the only animal that can remember how to score a strike?

    Trunks - Because their trunks have room to spare?

    Size - Because even the lions aren’t willing to tell them they crossed the line.

    Mice thing - Because they always beat the mice’s half ounce balls.

    Or maybe it’s something to do with bowling? Turkeys, lanes, (heavy/big balls), spares, lines, shoes…

    Shoes - Because they can finally borrow shoes that fit?

    Turkeys - Even elephants love getting turkeys?

    Spares - I dunno









  • It’s amusing how things you never expect to be seen by others suddenly go intercontinental because your company likes them. I have a friend who retired from her corporate job about 15 years ago. She had an excel document (that I guess became some sort of super document, I dunno, I’m not into that sort of stuff), and it worked so well for her work that it became the company standard for a gigantic multinational corporation (they’re one of the ones you always hear involved in US wars), and whatever she did couldn’t be changed once she left.

    That means she occasionally still gets contacted about her mildly suggestive name for the file. It references testicles and corporate greed in one go round.