Reality: French prison, unsure of date, I’m on a mountain.
Yup, which is my favourite kind of joke. But the rest of lemmy seems to feel otherwise.
Edit: Or, based on some of the conversations I’ve had today, are too young to know the context.
Reality: Iraqi-native-turned-American-translator known only as Samir holds Saddam Hussein to the ground just after U.S. forces discovered him.
Reality: Unboxing of the statue of liberty.
OP didn’t wash their mouth out at any point before the hospital? Red flag and mouth right there.
Real history: Japanese parliament goes wild as a bill that would allow the Japanese “self defense force” (what they call the military) to fight abroad. Japan has had very strict limitations on the military since WW2. The bill passed despite protests.
You can read more here: https://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/sep/17/japanese-politicians-brawl-in-parliament-over-bill-to-allow-troops-to-fight-abroad
Reality: A brave, unknown protestor blocks a column of tanks leaving Tiananmen Square after the massacre. Video footage appears to show hin eventually being removed by two folks in blue. There are conflicting stories about what happened to him afterwards, some think he was removed by government agents, others by concerned bystanders.
Allright, let’s take 10% off there bud.
On the one hand, I fully agree and think it’s pretty silly to dye it and pretend it’s natural. But at the same time, as a dude who finally had to give in to his bald spot and start shaving… I kinda get it. Pride and shame are strange masters.
Yup. I wasn’t sure if it was in too poor taste to post. Especially as my taste in comedy is incredibly dark but I figured I’d give it a shot.
Ahaha, thanks!