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12 days agoSomebody grab the Neosporin, we got a sick burn over here!
Biden drew up this storm path on a map…WITH A SHARPIE
That’s the spirit!
Instructions unclear. Tried to do a 180 degree turn at 80 mph. Trip was much shorter than expected.
The nice thing about being a pessimist is that you are always either right, or pleasantly surprised.
“It’s a moo point. Like a cow’s opinion, you know, it just doesn’t matter.”
Elon, sometime soon: “I’ve got a great idea! We’re renaming Tesla to ‘E’! Let’s go, bros!”
Please, how do I unsubscribe from this program/station/network/reality?
Yes, it’s OK to leave a hot dog in a car. Hot dogs are best when served warm. The searing interior of your car will make it feel right at home.