Whenever someone deserved a dick pick it’s the guy behind those texts.

I’ve never seen the name of Poo Tin written this way

Doomscrolling it is, then.

Sautéing mundane dandelion holders?

I don’t. So… uhm… you’re wrong I guess.

Shaking my dick head?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wf9FYqkyfIw But’chu didnt

Would’ve, Could’ve, Should’ve. Fact is that he didn’t, so you didn’t.

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You know how Linux killed the chef?

With a fork bomb

The absurd waste of resources VMs bring… LXC and Docker a godsend in that regard.

Are VMs really simpler? I’d say no.

This goes for most LLM things. The time it takes to get the word calculator to write a letter would have been easily used to just write the damn letter.

When I hear that lonesome whistle

It’s always funny to see how inept and childish those companies seem when regulatory bodies don’t just stop pursuing them after their first haphazard attempt to circumvent the rules.

They do horse funerals and horse funerals, but I doubt they’d to horse funerals.

I also know that I cannot tell the difference between two IPv6 addresses because they all merge into an indiscernible blur inside my head

Might seriously taking me, too

Don’t forget to yell “rotate” so you can feel like a real pilot!

You might take me too seriously

If we don’t enforce the already existing rules to a meaningful degree… what’s stopping people from ignoring the new ones?