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Cake day: June 13th, 2023

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  • Definitely include a graph of shareholder value overlayed on top.

    Sarcasm aside, maybe we should have a graph that also shows:

    • average hours worked a year
    • average number of sunsets a person sees before they die
    • average hours spent with loved ones per year
    • average rent
    • average hours worked to pay for groceries
    • average hours spent doomscrolling on social media
    • average student loan debt payments
    • suicide rate
    • average zoom calls a year
    • happiness

    And see that by basically all metrics we are working more, paid less, more depressed, more stressed, and unhappy.









    • green peppers
    • hummus
    • watermelon
    • tomato + basil
    • mint pesto
    • tomato + pesto
    • tomato + lettuce
    • roasted jalapeno (or other peppers) without seeds
    • bread and butter pickles (they’re sweet)
    • spicy pickles
    • mustard seed spread (not that nuclear yellow crap)
    • kimchi
    • apple slices
    • grilled zucchini
    • eggplant and marinara
    • apple butter
    • any jam (Berry jam too)
    • hot pepper relish
    • hot sauce
    • mashed sweet potato
    • chopped candied nuts
    • green onions and chives
    • a dressing of oil, parsley, mint blended until thick

    Holy cow I’m so hungry right now for all of this