The DELUSiONAL crack in my left pocket:

It’s not enough - I need to lay between Bastion’s thighs!!!11

What did the fan fiction entail?

Asking for a friend

Why would anybody want this?

The best part is that since wokeism has clearly took over Mexico, the cartel can’t kill her because they would be cancelled for being sexist!

/satire

Fuck that. I want AI to power a robot boyfriend.

Ultrakill is one of those rare examples of media where I genuinely feel a large amount of guilt if I pirate. Great community, super responsive (and largely queer) development team, incredible game…

First time in forever that I’ve actually bothered to buy a game without pirating it first. So here’s a hot take that goes against everything I usually stand for: pirating indie games is kinda bad.

With all the recent studio shutdowns and a largely saturated market, it’s becoming harder and harder for indie game developers to make a living. I hope everyone remembers to support independent projects they truly enjoy - be it music, games, or any other piece of media - because otherwise we’re going to end up with only 3 game studios that pump out the same homogeneous bullshit every year.

Taco Bell <<<<< Taco truck with zero Google reviews

Describing a high intensity DDOS attack on one of the world’s most important resources as simply “mean” is unironically one of the funniest things I’ve read this year.

Hope they get some support soon.

Would you say dragon fuck cars?

Well, this sucks. PayPal was great for only having your credit card information in one place - now it looks like I’ll have to risk it with every website.

Honestly at this point I’m just gonna start taking the piss by going through your comment history lmao

YEAH!

YEAH!

YEAH!

no.

Increased battery drain for diminishing returns. From the distance and screen size, it wouldn’t be that noticeable, but the performance drops would be.

Rather drink piss than eat shit, unfortunately. Who said I didn’t hate our entire political system?

I’m not going to even respond this in good faith when your username makes fun of a woman who was slandered by the media for decades for having her baby murdered by a wild animal.

Nothing you’re gonna say is going to convince me to support a party that has, for centuries, supported slavery, discrimination against anybody who isn’t a cis straight white male and climate change denial, among other things.

Also: Fuck Hamas. Fuck the IDF. Free the Israeli and Palestinian people. See how I can support people while being against militaristic slaughter?

Dumbass.

I have no sympathy for people of a political party who loathe my and me friend’s entire existences.
I’m an awful person for other reasons, thank you very much.