As a G6 and xdrip user, this absolutely mirrors my experience, and MANY of my frustrations. The fact dexcom’s app won’t give me a delta between current and last reading to understand how quickly im trending? Insanity - and they show no interest in making it better in any way, which really grinds my gears every time I give them money.

Ottercast, but you gotta build it yourself!

https://github.com/Ottercast/OtterCastAudioV2

Dumpster Goblin is a metal name for a cat, and I’m going to steal it.

I would disagree. Factory, unmodified vehicles with factory fit LED lights are more often than not utterly blinding. Honda models come to mind first. Stellantis, especially Ram trucks (again, not the lifted or modified ones) and Cadillac SUV’s are all painfully bright from the perspective of my average height Station Wagon.