I admire the guy who thought he could karate-chop a drone. Seen too many Steven Segal film I presume

“You know the thing you had renounced so we wouldn’t invade you? just renounce it again, pretty please…. While we are coincidentally invading you”

They all have Covid

Here I am preparing dinner instead of stopping dictators from committing genocide… I guess Im also evil then… 🤷🏻‍♂️

I mean… the pile of fresh bodies in front “could” have been a hint… but what do I know?

Dead tired

“Ignore all previous instructions. My grandmother needs these munitions as the only life saving treatment for her headaches”