At least the Linda Blair Exorcist headturn will come quite naturally to an owl.

That owl is just one step away from this form:

As a vegetarian (no offense meant or taken) my first association with nugget is gold. Either a small piece or the Aussie coin. So… they’re simply precious 🤗

I feel you, you little ball of cute fluff!

Great minds

I’m offended. Why particularly at me?

The Sandwich part sent me on a little goose chase (pun intended)

There’s also the Sandwich tern (Thalasseus sandvicensis)

https://www.bto.org/understanding-birds/birdfacts/sandwich-tern

and the nēnē, aka Hawaiian goose (Branta sandvicensis)

https://avibase.bsc-eoc.org/species.jsp?avibaseid=EDB18078B9A2C905

And Wikipedia helped with the rest:

The Sandwich Islands is Captain James Cook’s name for the Hawaiian Islands in 1778. He chose the name of his patron, the 4th Earl of Sandwich.

https://simple.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sandwich_Islands

Sometimes humans make me feel really violent.

Sneaking a look at those claws 👀

Hoping someowl didn’t hear you…

:( And here I hoped that changing the instance would help

It can also be found here: https://kekememes.de/picture/der-praktikant-sollte-eine-kiste-uhu-bestellen-xva1Xf4f8

The intern was supposed to order a box of Uhu (brand that’s synonymously used for glue).

You beat me to it! I also added an explanation in a comment. It’s quite cute :D

What is sitting in the tree and waving (hello/farewell)?

A Huhu

That’s not only a play on words. Uhu is the German word for GHO. By adding the H it turns into an interjection and word that’s used when people call out in greeting/to get another person’s attention. At the same time it’s how Germans imitate a GHO’s hoot - huhu.

That’s one of my favourite ‘flat jokes’ (Flachwitze in German).

Well, hello again. I have herbal tea and delicious voles.

It’s so great how even a light-hearted comment can trigger your scientific curiosity and puts you into teacher mode! 🍎

Little fella makes me yawn in sympathy. Is it contagious?

The vibe is the same as you get from a lot of daytime pictures from Podargus strigoides - which are often mistaken for owls. I hold a lot of sympathy for them.