Master of Applied Cuntery, Level 7 Misanthrope, and Social Injustice Warrior

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Cake day: October 28th, 2023

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  • I used my PC to watch TV from bed before sleeping and just set an auto shutdown so it would turn off after I fell asleep. Once I forgot to set the auto shutdown. So I did the only reasonable thing: I grabbed the laptop next to my bed, booted it, SSHed into my PC, shut it down remotely and then powered off the laptop. This was in the days of spinning hard discs and the entire scheme took at least 20 times as long as had I just gotten up, moved 1.5m (that’s 5 feet in freedom units) and shut it down directly.












  • There was a building site next to our office and I stood at the window and watched the workers. A colleague walked up next to me. We stood there in silence for a while.

    Me: “Sometimes I wonder if I should just fuck it all and become a gardener.”

    Him: “Me too.”

    Me: “I’m serious.”

    Him: “Me too.”

    We briefly looked at each other with expressionless faces. In silence we watched some more. Then we went to the next meeting.

    True story™.